Here are some recent conversations at our house:
- Levi called me to come to the bathroom to wipe his bum (he's 3, I still do this task for him). When I got there, the light was off.
Me: "Levi, did you poop in the dark?"
Levi: (said incredulously) "No, I pooped in the toilet!"
- We were discussing going to the dentist with Luca (he had a chipped molar). Luca said his friend told him that it was scary. I assured him that our dentist, whose name is Dr. Alberta was very gentle. After thinking for a moment, Luca decided then that his friend must see a different dentist and wanted to know if his dentist was named Dr. Canada. LOL!
(side note: Luca went to the dentist yesterday and was a total rock star! The dentist was so gentle he doesn't even know he got a needle for freezing! He didn't even flinch. As a reward, the dentist handed him $5 after his tooth was fixed! She just laughed when I asked why she never pays me to come....)